Desecration Demon It kills in only a few hits
Or you can use multiple discard effects to spread the love around a fleet of creatures, kind of like Balmor, Battlemage Captain, except you get to draw cards
The general look of the body does look like some kind of a giant mutant caterpillar or tardigrade, but it's just such a weird-looking creature
Counterfeit: Fakes usually use cheap, dense card stock or white glue cores
(It has menace and can't block.) Whenever one or more other creatures enter the battlefield under your control, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures
Regal Caracals art is also a huge flavor win because it perfectly ties in with the mechanic of a bigger cat entering the battlefield with two smaller ones